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contributed by nacho_libre, about 1 year ago
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posted by nacho_libre, about 1 year ago
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posted by Chrisangelo, about 1 year ago
"Yipee ya-yay motherfucker" - John McLaine in the Die Hard series
or
Jules: "I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet."
Vincent: "Which one is it?"
Jules: "It's the one that says 'bad motherfucker'"That one's in Pulp Fiction.
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posted by Chrisangelo, about 1 year ago
^ Yipee ka-yay that was.
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posted by crazymerrick, about 1 year ago
"What am I doing? I'm quietly judging you."
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posted by jhastin, about 1 year ago
"Oh are you?"
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posted by Areflexia, about 1 year ago
"I brought you flours"
- Harold Crick
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posted by arjay, about 1 year ago
"What's in the box?"
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posted by bebang, about 1 year ago
"taas na nga kamay ko sayo eh, mahal na nga kita palagay ko eh, maging sino ka man"
- ROBIN PADILLA in MAGING SINO KA MAN
yeah baby! \m/
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posted by joriben, about 1 year ago
Rose: Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Wearing this...
Jack: All right.
Rose: Wearing "only" this.0 pats 0 pokes -
posted by hornykid2, about 1 year ago
Gloria: You must be Moto-Moto.
Moto-Moto: The name's so nice, you say it twice.0 pats 0 pokes -
posted by bebang, about 1 year ago
^moveee eeeeeeeeeeet!
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posted by corvin, about 1 year ago
"Say hello to my li'l friend!"
-Tony Montana
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posted by nacho_libre, about 1 year ago
Walang personalan trabaho lang. (dapat moto ng mga Politiko) :D
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posted by minor, about 1 year ago
At my signal... unleash hell - Gladiator
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posted by bird, about 1 year ago
eto kailangan mo!!! tooooothbruuuuushh!!! ...di ko maalala ung title nung pelikula.
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posted by joriben, about 1 year ago
@bird Robin Padilla yan at sa Buwaya niya sinabi.
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posted by champbydefault, about 1 year ago
wawaweewa! high five!
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posted by bird, about 1 year ago
aba!..nag-taray ang baklang monster!
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posted by toodles, about 1 year ago
Wall-E: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall Eeeeeee!
Eve: Eeeeeeeve..0 pats 0 pokes -
posted by bird, about 1 year ago
i am a golden god!!!!
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posted by dabong, about 1 year ago
dahil binanatan ni bebs ng robin padilla...
"Mas masarap pang tumae kesa kausapin ka!"
- Robin Padilla
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posted by boogieman, about 1 year ago
Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?[later]
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"0 pats 0 pokes -
posted by bird, about 1 year ago
there's no fighting in here! this is the war room!
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posted by genius, about 1 year ago
"SAGING LANG ANG MAY PUSO!!!! "
number 1
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posted by battousai, about 1 year ago
dont change the subject, just asnwer the fuckin question?! - from the movie "braveheart"
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posted by sw000sh, about 1 year ago
"Why so serious?"
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posted by musikero, about 1 year ago
WALANG HIMALA!
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posted by letsugas, about 1 year ago
"Akala mo lang wala...pero meron! meron! meron"
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posted by malkovich, about 1 year ago
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk! -Gunnery Sergeant Hartman,
FULL METAL JACKET
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posted by joker, about 1 year ago
Private joker are you a killer?
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posted by genius, about 1 year ago
“Size matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?” - YODA
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posted by darthjesus, about 1 year ago
"have i got a big nose, mum?"
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posted by nacho_libre, about 1 year ago
Go ahead, make my day
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posted by bird, about 1 year ago
*linus and -rusty:
-u scared?
*u suicidal?
-only in the morning.0 pats 0 pokes -
posted by malkovich, about 1 year ago
"The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence."
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posted by Jots18, about 1 year ago
I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is. <<<< Forest Gump.
You cannot leave everything to Fate, boy. She's got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand. <<<<< Ever After
All women have a garden, and a garden needs a big hose to water it...or a small hose...as long as it works. <<<<< Now and Then
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posted by bird, about 1 year ago
manny lukatit...pelikan ply...kamuunn pelikan!
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posted by muffin, about 1 year ago
You Went Full Retard, Man - Never Go Full Retard <<kirk>
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posted by mendiolacubicle, about 1 year ago
a key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift in an unexpected time - Sean COnnery (forgot what the movie was)
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posted by bangsamoron, about 1 year ago
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I
love. woody allen in Annie Hall0 pats 0 pokes -
posted by bird, about 1 year ago
guys ! naaalala nyo ba ung dialogue na binanatan ni rene requestas about the mountain springs?
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posted by battousai, about 1 year ago
^naalala ko yun, sabi ni rene dun "tang-ina mo bird PAK YU.."
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posted by bird, about 1 year ago
^MASAMA ANG GISENG.. ALWAYS REMEMBER THE EARLY BIRD...
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posted by avatar421, about 1 year ago
Batman: Let her go.
The Joker: Very poor choice of words.
*Cackle*
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posted by genius, about 1 year ago
“Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny." Yoda Again
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posted by gyn, about 1 year ago
You had me at hello. Jerry Maguire
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posted by joker, about 1 year ago
“See I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”
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posted by johnnycomelately, about 1 year ago
Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
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posted by genius, about 1 year ago
nothing beats this:
T.J. Hicks: Did you know Holland invented chicken and waffles?
Deuce Bigalow: Really?
T.J. Hicks: Before that you could get chicken or waffles, but they were the first to put them together! Black people all over the world will be forever grateful to the Dutch for that.
Deuce Bigalow: You know the Dutch started the slave trade.
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posted by crazymerrick, about 1 year ago
"Knowing that you don't know is the first and the most essential step to knowing, you know?"
"I don't know."
from Synecdoche, New York
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posted by arjay, about 1 year ago
"Shit, you threw up on my printer! Did you break it?"
"I hope not."
- Saul & Dale
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posted by ed_alan, about 1 year ago
I AM THE LAW!
Judge Joseph Dredd
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posted by battousai, about 1 year ago
"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get." --Forrest Gump
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posted by perfectsense, about 1 year ago
twilight quotations:
Bella: We were speaking of a hypothetical case.
Edward: Yes, we were. Shall we call you 'Jane'? By the way I'm gay and all the fans of this movie.
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posted by darthjesus, about 1 year ago
i swear. i'm gonna stab you in the neck with a knife.
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posted by Fauci, about 1 year ago
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posted by arjay, about 1 year ago
She frosted me like a fucking cake!
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posted by darthjesus, about 1 year ago
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posted by klaatu, about 1 year ago
I cannot change your nature. You treat the world as you treat each other.
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posted by battousai, about 1 year ago
"you embarrass me to nature, do you know that." - Manfred (ice age)
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posted by malkovich, about 1 year ago
As long as Xerxes doesn't find the secret path to the Hot Gates... their vast numbers won't count for shit!
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posted by bird, about 1 year ago
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posted by POi_of_the_dead, about 1 year ago
"ideas are bulletproof" -- V (v for vendetta)
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posted by johnnycomelately, about 1 year ago
striker: your country needs you
wolverine: i'm canadian0 pats 0 pokes -
posted by vendetta, about 1 year ago
I told you, only truth. For 20 years, I sought only this day. Nothing else existed... until I saw you. Then everything changed. I fell in love with you Evey. And to think I no longer believed I could.
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posted by vendetta, about 1 year ago
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people. - V
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posted by shad0w0lf, about 1 year ago
do or do not, there is no try
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posted by nacho_libre, about 1 year ago
J. Jonah Jameson : I need a camera....
J. Jonah Jameson : hey kid how much is the camera?
Kid : a hundred bucks..
J. Jonah Jameson : a hundred bucks?!
J. Jonah Jameson : here you go you crook
J. Jonah Jameson : click...click...click... (opens the camera then looks at the kid)
Kid : films extra \m/0 pats 0 pokes -
posted by coocoocoo, about 1 year ago
But I never imagined
that Broken Sword, my arch-enemy- HERO
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posted by mendiolacubicle, about 1 year ago
♦I see a green smoke, i see a green smoke
♦CQ1, CQ1 Green Smoke, Green Smoke
♦Abort! Abort!
♦Eng! Eng! Eng!
♦Jesus Chirst, I already dropped the bomb!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!-The Rock (Last Scene)
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posted by BorgXX2, about 1 year ago
Tonight, we dine in hell!!! - King Leonidas (300)
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c9/Th_Dineinhell.jpg
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posted by BorgXX2, about 1 year ago
Tonight, we dine in hell!!! - King Leonidas (300)
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c9/Th_Dineinhell.jpg
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posted by BorgXX2, about 1 year ago
Tonight, we dine in hell!!! - King Leonidas (300)
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c9/Th_Dineinhell.jpg
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posted by butthead, about 1 year ago
DESIRE IS IRRELEVANT
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posted by genius, about 1 year ago
"Just keep swimming swimming swimming
What do we do we swim, swim, swim"Dory in
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posted by purepinoy, about 1 year ago
mendiolacubicle, that from finding forrester...
".....He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doing? ....." - al pacino
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posted by nacho_libre, about 1 year ago
We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!
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posted by yokatta, about 1 year ago
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
-betty of Kung Pow.0 pats 0 pokes -
posted by enajyram, 11 months ago
Sulley: Mike, this isn't Boo's door.
Mike: Boo? What's Boo?
Sulley: That's... what I decided to call her. Is there a problem?
Mike: Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me...
[Mike pauses, realizing that they suddenly have the attention of the entire scare floor]
Mike: Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical.
[singing]
Mike: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me... so help me, so help me and cut. We're still working on it, it's a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers.
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posted by battousai, 10 months ago
Quit... don't quit. Noodles... don't noodles. You are too concerned with what was and with what will be. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the a present.
- Oogway (Kung Fu Panda)
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