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contributed by musikero, over 2 years ago
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I was searching the web for a format of a response letter and this is what i get...

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

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    bugshing's avatar posted by bugshing, over 2 years ago

    ayos! ibang style to ah

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    Jots18's avatar posted by Jots18, over 2 years ago

    muntik ko na di mabaso to. SIGA!

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    minjiemeiji's avatar posted by minjiemeiji, over 2 years ago

    bwahhaha desperate move...

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    Nymos's avatar posted by Nymos, over 2 years ago

    hihihi...that is taking things on a positive!!!

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    intruder_jd's avatar posted by intruder_jd, over 2 years ago

    hala! pwede ba un?

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    beaugarte posted by beaugarte, over 2 years ago

    talk about thinking positive.

    Hey, would anyone know what happened to my old nick? psychkill was my old nick... :)

    anyway, it is nice to be back after a long long time...

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