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contributed by toodles, 11 months ago
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I've been thinking about it for about how many months now. I don't know, it just pops out somewhere during every visit of this site. It's now got the things I loathe, from random irrelevant posts, to copy+paste articles, to unimaginative and creative-less submission, and having just plainly dull passing. Yes I'm a hypocrite, but don't get me wrong, I won't be reminiscing here about ye highfiber of old, nor rant anything about how shitty or crappy this niche now is and how it lost its glorious luster. No I'm not... though I realize that by saying that perhaps I just did. Anyway, in the end, what happens just happens.
Moving on, know that this is simply for juicing out the energies idly spent this week. Know that this is not intended to piss off people nor suggest anything to be done at all. Many iconic figures have already brought upon ruin to Highfiber, yet here it is still, standing perhaps diminished but standing nonetheless. And the question remains, how do you kill Highfiber? How does one simpleton bring about chaos upon this place? I'm sure you people know of some, but to start, here are a few.

1. Bringing Forth A Great Deluge
"...and the fountains of the great deep burst open, and the floodgates of the sky were opened." ~ Genesis 7:11
Flood. It has always been referenced to destruction and indeed it is and always will be. Post with anything and everything from pictures, to videos, to threads. Now these posts don't need to be different each time, the post could be the same thing submitted all over again. The fun part here is to see how people react to you and what you've done. Post like there is no tomorrow, and if there will be, let it not see the light of day. Suggested for attention-whores and the likes. Yes I'm talking to both of us.

2. Summoning The Horde
"Lust's passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes." ~ Marquis de Sade
What else could summon the demon hordes than transforming Highfiber into a porn site?... Well, seeing how our current situation is right now, I guess we're progressing slowly in that direction. Don't get me wrong, Highfiber isn't Highfiber without the Porn, no sir. So how can this be apocalyptic? Three words - Unwanted Porn Traffic.

3. Casting Ignorance And Indolence
"For the diligent, a week has seven days; for the slothful, seven tomorrows.” ~ A German Proverb
If you want to kill something, what you want is to leave it for dead. Right? Right. So why bother?

Got any more ideas?

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    SANDMAN's avatar posted by SANDMAN, 11 months ago

    I feel you man. I used to hangout here. Too bad all things gotta go.

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    joriben's avatar posted by joriben, 11 months ago

    dami kasi na busy na sa maraming bagay. like... blogging. Tapos nagkaroon pa ng plurk which I'm 101% present everyday.

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    crazymerrick's avatar posted by crazymerrick, 11 months ago

    plurk fun. same shenanigan, less annoyance.

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    jhastin's avatar posted by jhastin, 11 months ago

    even Luis the great doesnt visit HF anymore (i think), he now plurks. :D Plurk is the new HF.

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    shad0w0lf's avatar posted by shad0w0lf, 11 months ago

    @jhastin: shhh THEY might hear you

    you can't kill what's already dead inside

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    malkovich's avatar posted by malkovich, 11 months ago

    This is just a fucking website.

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    sorenkant's avatar posted by sorenkant, 11 months ago

    DDoS hifi til kingdom come. or simply just don't visit it anymore, no visitor, no ad revenue, no more hifi.

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    letsugas's avatar posted by letsugas, 11 months ago

    That's the problem cause Hifi of old will forever be a legendary paradise and Hifi of now looks like a wasteland after a trollacalypse.

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    ed_alan's avatar posted by ed_alan, 11 months ago

    good post

    but i think there should be more decent post by regular members
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    ang nangyayari kasi nag-aabang na lang tayo kung sino ang magpo-post tapos mumurahin, tataehan kundi man duduraan at pagtatawanan...
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    hayaan nyo na rin yung mga KSP
    kasama din naman yan sa timpla di bah?

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    ztrain's avatar posted by ztrain, 11 months ago

    sa totoo lang... iba pa din ang dating highfiber. sobrang over the top yun. kaya lang... we should not cry over spilled milk.

    ganito na lang... mukhang mawawala na PEP.PH eh. ipalit natin ito dun.

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    darthjesus's avatar posted by darthjesus, 10 months ago

    i still do a flyby and dump on the crapheap from time to time....

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    lexicon's avatar posted by lexicon, 10 months ago

    ^fly by night?

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    lizz's avatar posted by lizz, 9 months ago

    That was depressing but true. I miss the old days.

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    Chrisangelo's avatar posted by Chrisangelo, 9 months ago

    I think it's about time to let it go kids.

    There's a reason why 3 years ago WAS 3 years ago. You know what I'm saying?

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    spidamang's avatar posted by spidamang, 8 months ago

    facebook na lang tayo. tara lets!

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    road_pass56's avatar posted by road_pass56, 8 months ago

    oops! scary. OK.

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